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A girl wrote a letter to her Principal!

To
The Chodu Principal,
Gelchoda School,
Chootanpur.

Sir,
Main aap k school ki 8th class me padhti hun. Lekin mere boobs bade-bade hone ke karan mujhe class teacher ne mujhe 10th class me bitha diya. Kal mouka pakar class ke 3 ladko ne mil ke meri chut mar li. Iska mujhe koi afsos nahi hai. Ismen to mujhe bhi bahut maja aya.
Par unho ne meri gand bhi mari. Ab gand bahut dard kar rahi hai. Isliye mai 2din school me nahi aa sakti..

Fat gayi kachchhi.
Chud gayi sachi.
Aap ki pyaari
Randi Bachchi.

BOYS or GIRLS k bat krne me kya fark hota hai?

Girl-yaha kya kr rahe ho
Boy-yaha kya maa chuda raha h

Girl-maine aap ko kya kaha
Boy-maine konsi teri GAAND marli

Girl-aap itni tez kyo chal rahe ho
Boy-teri GAAND me aag lagi h kya

Girl-woh teacher ki respect karta h
Boy-ye to teachrs ki GAAND me ghusa rahta h

Girl-Us ladki ka character acha nahi
Boy-ye to RAAND h

Girl-tum to bahut murakh ho
Boy-tu to LOUDU h

Girl-darr lag rha h
Boy-Gaand fat rhi h

Girl-maje mat lo pls
Boy-ungli mat kr bhosdi ke

Girl-aaj to ghar walo se dant padi
Boy-aaj to loude lag gaye bhenchod.



Q- Ladkiyo Ke Nipples Ke Aas-Pas Small Dots Kyu Hote Hain?
Ans- Ye Andhe Bhaiyo K Liye Uparwale Ne “Braille Lipi” Me Likha Hai- Kripya Yahan Chuse…


Ek Ladki Ki Mochi Se Shadi Hui
Suhagrat Ke Agle Din Dulhan Ki Saheli ne Us Se Pucha.
Saheli: “Bata Suhagrat Kaisi Rahi?”
Dulhan Gusse Se:
“Ghanta Rahi, Usne Aate Hi Meri Choot Aur Gaand Dono seal
Kar Diye Aur Bola, "Aur Bata kaha kaha Fati Hai?'


Beti - Main maa ban ne wali hu.
Maa- Kamini, Kaha jaake chudva aayi he?
Kiska lund muh me leke aayi he?
Kis ki lassi chut me bharwa k aayi he?
Padhne ki umar me kaha gand marva rahi he?
Bol warna chut me cement dal k pack kar dungi...
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Beti(rote huye)- School k natak Me "MAA" ban ne wali hun....


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